At first glance, Longoland toys are kind of cute. Kind of quirky. And then, you realise they all have jawed orifices and shit starts getting weird. After looking through the Longoland website, a certain lounger here told me about "plushies" (people whose sexual partner of choice is a stuffed animal) and we decided that, perhaps, we had stumbled on a plushie's wet dream.
Enjoy. Or not. And please beware.
Check out
longoland.com for more, where they also have a really cool Monster Skin rug and chair. They are awesome. They are also non-sexual and orifice-free.