You should all know by now that we were lucky enough to be partnered
with V Raw as a part of their internship program where we place someone
for four weeks inside our humble abode, and teach them the ways of the
world. (*Insert evil laugh here*) Nahhhhh just kidding, not evil at
all. Well we have started to get some of the responses to the
questions that we asked to gauge what kind of person you were. Like a
psychologist holding up black and white cards looking for clues to you
past, we got some pretty interesting insights, and some complete and
utter crap.
Well the
promotion closes this Monday (6th July 2009) so there is still time my pretties. Come one come all, send us your best.
Questions and answers below:
The three people you’d most like to be stuck in a stinky elevator with are:
1:
The lady who brings around fresh food to offices so I can chow down and
not be bored - they always have interesting stories. 2: A call centre
operator from Telstra so they can try and call for help on a Telstra
mobile with dodgy reception and see how THEY like it. 3: Elevator
Repair Man so he can fix it
Do plurals have apostrophes?
No,
they don't. Unless of course the plural owns something... eg. The
cupboards' knobs (yes, that is all I could come up with right at that
moment)
The three people you’d rather listen to James Blunt on
repeat and watch re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond rather than have
dinner with are:
David Koch: While he captivates audiences
nationwide on Sunrise (and i'm sure he's a great bloke!), I just can't
imagine we'd have much in common. I'd probably end up on Facebook on my
mobile, out of shear boredom.
Jennifer Hawkins: What is all the fuss
about with this girl? As with the previous choice, I'm sure she's a
lovely person but I believe her persona is over hyped (she's famous for
doing nothing!) and overall, simply not interesting enough for me to
have dinner with!
Shane Warne: He'd be texting the Entire time!! What a
waste of a perfectly nice dinner.
My holy rolling neighbors, their daughters, and my twin brothers parole officer. She's not happy.
Finish this sentence: Lady Gaga is...
...boring, but the lesbians love her.
...horny as
...the greatest advocate of 'pants off Friday' ever.
What is your unique skill?
Observing.
I've been told I'm like an owl, sitting way up in a tall tree, watching
all the happenings below. The same man told me my eyes were like vacuum
cleaners - constantly sucking up information (not just dirt) - and that
I would probably need glasses by the time I'm 30 as my eyes will be so
worn out from observing so much stuff! Maybe I should put all these
observations into writing...
Lurking
on HypeMachine and a bunch of other music blogs at 2am while djing at
house parties so I can drop the latest remixes as soon as they're
leaked. Not that anyone dancing notices, but it makes me feel trendy.
Your favourite forgotten film/album/TV show is;
My
favourite forgotten album is Aqua's first release 'Aquarium'. I still
have it sitting at home and it always makes everyone say "Whoa I
remember these guys" or they don't know who they are at all and it
makes me feel old. Oh well!
What
is your unique skill?
I can make my shoulder blades pop out and make it
look like i have two shark fins. I use to also used to hold my hands
together and use my arms like a skipping rope! Dislocating my sockets..
round and round they'd go. But not enough practice and conditioning
made me rusty... that... is now a mere memory. *sigh* Other than that,
drawing sinceIi could hold a crayon, I am a killer
illustrator/traditional artist and colourist. I'm now studying visual
arts and design at uni. My works are inspired by the surrealist
nature/pop Manga. If your interested give me a buzz!
The three people you’d most like to be stuck in a stinky elevator with are:
Seth
Rogen – who probably caused the stink and would most likely have a
bunch of gross sex stories to help us forget we were slowly being
asphyxiated by noxious gases.
Flo Rida – Didn't he already write a
really awful song about being in an elevator? This will save me having
to call The Lonely Island boys after the entire ordeal. Reggie Watts –
human beatbox, comedian du jour and master of a thousand voices. Plus
he has a wicked afro which would be great fun to play with while I
waited for the SES to bail us out of our metallic, cubic prison.
So come on, give us your best response by enrolling here!