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I see dead rappers

17 MAR 2009 | Posted By: -Mikolai-

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I see dead rappers

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Hip hop has the highest mortality rate of any music genre. As the Notorious biopic demonstrated, rappers are always getting shot up, murked, wetted and otherwise deaded. It’s pretty much an occupational hazard. Still, it’s not all hand cannons and multiple homicides – sometimes, rappers die or really mundane stuff. You know, like being a fat fuck, or cancer, or having a piano fall on their head.

Okay, the piano thing never happened, but lots of prominent rappers have died without getting shot. Eazy E, as we should all be aware, died of AIDS. ODB went out high as a kite. Big Pun weighted A LOT and the official coroner’s report lists cause of death as 'fat fuck'. True story. Meanwhile, J Dilla had some weird disease (Lupus), Too Poetic (from Gravediggaz) had the cancer and whole bunch of others went out in equally unambitious style.

The moral of this story? Rappers life insurance premiums are crazy expensive. Oh, and dying sucks – so stick to your indie pop / alt-country / electronic crossover schtick.
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Respect Katie
I love how much Biggie sported a Coogi sweater.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
DUDE! I never realized the Furious Five had such a Rad style! I am so going for that speedos-under-the-gold-lame-trench-coat-with-the-safari-hat look! Smokin'!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
How could you dress like that and NOT be on crack?
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the shits never ends!!! P.S watch this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9VwdWVRkv0&feature=related
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Those Coogi sweaters are crazy ugly. Surely someone could have taken Biggie aside and 'had a word'?
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
His mother gave them to him! Nobody was saying dick!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
JAY! That clip is brillant! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Don't forget Charizma and DJ Subroc from KMD...
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
MC Trouble...Gotta Get A Grip...Epilepsy... Who says the Americans don't get irony?
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Subroc. Oh shit! How could I forget. DOOM will have my head.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
I will sport a Coogi sweater any day.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
you people are crazy. coogi sweaters are absolutely heinous.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
And by 'heinous' you mean 'FUCKING FABULOUS', right?
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
not Law & Order Heinous?
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
By "heinous" I mean "almost as bad as nude pics of Pauline Hanson".
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member E007C940
Eww. That IS heinous.
E007C940  -  3 years ago
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Respect Rens
Living better now - Coogi sweater now...
Rens  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jamie
You know what, I LOVE them. I am going to sport one this winter. There, I said it.
Jamie  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Have you been in Jake's medicine cabinet Jamie? You're awful chipper and agreeable this week. Not that you're not usually, you're just...more so.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
I defy any of you to wear a Coogi sweater and get laid. No offense Jamie, this winter I'm sure you'll look interesting, just not lay-able. Something to consider.
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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