Football douchebags and gang bangs of the animal kingdom

Fuck I love a good rant. Especially when it's followed by bunnies!

I love you more than ice-cream... I love you more than interracial gangbangs...

Luke does this mean that all football douchbags will get swine flu? Poetic justice. Imagine you could get it from just acting like a pig..

Awesome stuff Luke. Great rant, great pics, great captions. It's no surprise that no one else has come forward about this. Seriously, as if you would. "So, did you also have sex with "Clare"?" "No way! Of course I didn't! I was one of the eight guys standing around watching while whacking off." "Oh. That's ok then." ???????

Did you choose the name Clare (without and 'I') because of Clare from King's Cross, Freeak?

If only the universe punished footy douchebags in that way Rens... instead it pays them exuberant wages to wear suits badly (and too much hair gel) and to talk mindless shit on channel 9 once a week or gives them a job as a professional circle jerkers at Austereo.

Its pretty simple. Pack mentality OK on field. Not OK off field. The world is an oyster, not a pig skin.

that's beautiful rens

I didn't choose to drop the 'I' specifically for shit eh.

I'm totes getting my cousins on you.

Are they fully sick? They'll wanna be. I just chick-chicked and my trigger finger's itchin' for the boom.

I don't think she dropped the "i", maybe the "e".

I imagine that on some football website they are moaning about how insufferable intelligent-arty-socially-minded people are. Then planning their next gang bang. What douchebags.

You've seen enough tonight. No seriously man, you've seen enough.... so don't climb through the window and stand around beating off off to your footy mates gang banging a 19 year old. Chk Chk BOOM.

I can hear them now Ghostbusta. Footy thug 1:"Yeah, let's go out tonight, smash some beers into our guts, then go out and find one of them insuffeffefable, intelligent-arty-socially minded bitches.." Footy thug 2: "What, each?" Footy thug 1: "No, just one. And then one of us can bang her while the rest of us...come on, don't leave me hanging..." All: "Stand around and watch while whackin' off." Footy thug 1: "Totally!"

Having one girl in the room makes them not feel gay. Just take her out of the equation guys and go fuck yourselves. Neanderthals.

h aha h awesome commentary. on the mark.

PUN(T)!

lol at the poor rabbit

Ha, one girl to ten guys can't really make you feel that not gay...Doesn't that kind of make them one tenth hetro?

and nine tenths douchebag. yes it does.

You're a professional athlete, act like one. They need to have zero tolerance in all the football codes, that is the only way to fix this.

I dunno i kind of think it will be like that youtube vid with the goat and the electric fence.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA they'd keep doing it because it's been bred into who they are over years of footy trips and growing up with a club mentality... gotta start from primary school up. this gen is already fucked I reckon.

One of them tried to justify it by saying "it's a lifestyle choice, just like being gay. If people are allowed to be gay, why aren't we allowed to be douchebags?" Ok, so I'm paraphrasing at the end there but the 'lifestyle choice/gay' comment was legit.

there's a question of consent and they're using choice as a defence... douchebags! they're actually even dummer than I thought.

Well, actually, you're muddying the waters now Luke. No consent is rape. These guys were guilty of 'pack douchebaggery" not "pack rape". I could be wrong, but the girl who came forward with the Matthew Johns story never said the sex was non-consensual. Although she probably didn't expect the audience. Not defending them. Just clearing it up. They're still icky and wrong and neanderthally and 9/10ths gay.

She consented to two not six is the issue, but when you are surrounded by that many men like that, whatchagonnado? It's just a mess, a mess I tell you. Zero tolerance IS the only way. If a young kid, who could potentially be the best player in the code ever, and everyone knows it, does one stupid thing, and he receives a lifetime ban from the sport on a professional level, what message will that send to the rest of the up and coming players? It will state in very, very clear terms that yes, you have to be super human and have to perform on field, and off field. You do not have the luxury of being a superstar on field, and getting away with rape off field. It would be very, very sad to lose some of the countries most talent players, but if they do not do it now, it will never fix the codes. All these guys (or any professional athlete) live for is to get to that stage. They would not say boo-to-a-goose if they knew that they couldn't get away with it. The precedence needs to be set, and set now. Simple. Look what it did for NYC... Court adjourned.

Not defending them also, but diddnt an ex-coworker come out and say the female was bragging about it days after the event??? P.S fucking scumbaggs!

While I totally agree with you Jamie, you just made my day by saying "boo-to-a-goose".

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Good post Jamie. Working in a pub makes one hear some pretty awful victim blaming going on and complete ignorance to any issues surrounding rape and consent. Un-fucking-believable. NJ's past. There was a co-worker who did say she was bragging, i have a problem with people (not you, just in general) of people using this as a justification for 3 reasons. 1. Clare was approached by 4 corners, she was not paid for her interview, she got nothing out of it other than a chance for her to let ppl know whats going on and maybe a chance for her to get some healing out of it. Clare has been dismissed and disbelieved by a great number of people. The co-worker approached the media, she would have probably been given a monetary amount for her story, and the juicier the story, the more money she would have gotten. So Clare=disbelieved, and co-worker=believed no questions asked. Why is noone questioning her intentions? 2. Even if Clare had been bragging, perhaps this was a way for her to deny to herself that she had been abused. Often times abuse victims take days, months even years to come to terms with what has happened. Denial and Downplay are common traits among people with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any summary of the disorder will show this. And the psychs have made it clear that she is suffering from PTSD and is suicidal. 3. Even if the above 2 were questionable, and this girl did 'consent' and loved it which i in no way believe. If these players feel that one girl is up for it, what is going to stop them from thinking all of those girls that get drunk and flirt with them are not up for it. Consent becomes highly problematic in a room full of very physically powerful men. I know if i was in the same position i would be questioning whether or not my safety was in danger if i was to say 'no' to 12 men in a room. And often in cases of sexual abuse and rape where there is no physical restraint, its the fear of violence that keeps many women and children from saying anything to their abuser. sorry that was long, but wanted to add that.

"He said / she said" is VERY dangerous territory to get into. Also, the question of consent is relevant because whether or not she was a consenting part of the threesome, her "not expecting an audience" means she didn't consent to having said audience. The 'audience' was then in a position of power and she was in a position of fear and vulnerability; which is precisely what sexual assault revolves around.

PS. Gemski. AMAZING.

thanks Katie. I just get so upset by things like this as i study this and hear about it so often that i don't even know what to do anymore. It's heart wrenching and disgusting and when i watched the 4 corners thing i just could not help breaking down. I don't know if my post helped or not, but thought i would add some knowledge about power dynamic and rape cases because its important to understand.

Totally agree with you both. was merely adding in a part that had not been discussed to further the discussion.

lotsa problems

If you are from another country, check out the story from 4 corners called 'Code of silence' here on iView. Great quality: http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/series/four%20corners

P.S second the AMAZING. P.P.S we still on for a game of $1 pool gemski???

yeah totally jay. im working tonight if you wanna rock on down. prob cant play till late tho or ill get yelled at. lol

damn sorry bout the double post.

Killed it, don't worry ;)

Anyway, back to the fluffy animals section of this post. I think the squirrels in the main pic have been unfairly dealt with. They're clearly simply doin' the loco-motion.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!

get ready for some drunken "pack posting"

Wow! Way to go eveyone! I am so proud to be a part of this enlightened crew!

ahahah we are all animals.. but i hate those footballers anyway. just a bunch of big cows crashing into each other and throwing each other around. no wonder why they all have that big lack of braincells clueless appearances :P

Did anybody see the Chaser's take on this last night? So funny...

I downloaded... hilarious. so ballsy... i love how they treated that scrag from the Cross too.

Chk chk BOOM! that loud speaker thing at the sharks stadium was bullshit funny! so funny. funny funny funny. overall though i thought the ep wasnt that great, for a 1st of the season.