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CofaniFunebri Coffin Calendars

10 DEC 2007 | Posted By: Katie

There are no words to explain how much joy, laughter and horror that these calendars of half-naked women posing with coffins have brought us all here at Lifelounge. Italians CofaniFunebri are apparently super talented coffin-makers, and are also possibly the only people in the world who think a chick in a satin bra, standing in front of a coffin, posing like she's Jesus on the cross is not only appropriate, but also sexy as fuck.

You can pick up your 2008 calendar at cofanifunebri.com and behold the glory of fairly cheap-looking ladies, in cheap-looking underwear, sexing up the death industry. You know you want to... How can something so wrong feel so right?

Now, to get your warm and fuzzy hit for today, think about the kinds of men who are currently pleasuring themselves while gazing at these images. Tasty. Enjoy.

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There are "6" comment(s) on "CofaniFunebri Coffin Calendars "

Ohhhh yeah, trashy looking women draped in death.

Jamie - 4 years ago

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Jeezus ... September 2008 is a bit rough.

webmaster - 4 years ago

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And WTF? May 2005 ... "Ooohh Yeah ... tell me about your pie chart!"

webmaster - 4 years ago

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At first I thought it was just a coffin calendar.. and I was ok with that. I've seen weirder. But they actually sell coffins? This is a piss-take right?

TezSuicide - 4 years ago

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March 06. I quite often find myself in a similar position. Funerals can be so awkward, what with all the outpourings of grief and absence of clothing. Its all a man can do to keep myself from just hitting the deck and straddling my hand.

miro-classic - 4 years ago

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And arent Italians the trend-setters of style and prestige? How about shoving these girls into the coffins.... ...ahhh, that would be a way better photo for both the sickos who are enjoying these tasty photos and for the classy girls who would do themselves a favour and put their careers 6 feet under.

ollaikster - 4 years ago

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