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Christmas made me fat

26 DEC 2007 | Posted By: Jamie

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Christmas made me fat

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Well, another Christmas passes and as we all wander off home barely able to move each limb due to overeating, I think to myself, hey, is it so bad to overeat? Is it terrible to gain a few pounds? So on this boxing day I pose the question to you all, as I know you all stuffed yourselves as much as I did, is big sexy?

Just click through the gallery to ponder the question further while I go fetch another chicken leg to snack on.
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Respect Katie
Wait, Kate Winslet is not fat, Jamie. Not. Fat. You know who's a pretty awesome fatty? Beth Ditto. Meow.
Katie  -  4 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
yeah, but shes not morbidly obese!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  4 years ago
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Respect Jamie
OK look, I know it's borderline, but during the early days Kate was 'festively plump'. So I thought it apt to throw her in th mix.
Jamie  -  4 years ago
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New Lounger 09872E65
no. no. big is NOT sexy. no. no way. look at it this way, nobody likes fat tremors. YUK to the max. And isn't what makes a person sexy dependent on how we imagine how great having sex with them would be? Well I've got a few equations for you to ponder over - 1. sexy = able to give good sex = fit 2. Not sexy = unable to give good sex = most probably due to a lack of exercise 2. lack of exercise = unfit = fat 3. therefore, due to a lack of exercise that fat people have they are unable to give good sex which in turn makes them unsexy. note that being fit in sex is important as it is a very physically envolving act and requires a reasonable amount of fitness to perform correctly. there, I told you bit/fat in not sexy - its right there in a mathematical equation and all.
09872E65  -  4 years ago
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Advanced Member miro-classic
.......licious.^ Fat ipso-facto eats lots therefore mouth stamina. conclusive.
miro-classic  -  4 years ago
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Respect Katie
Miro, excellent point. I wish I'd thought of that. Meanwhile, I'm going out there and saying that some of the fittest people in the world would still be incredibly dud shags. Hello Leyton Hewitt. He doesn't scream sex to me. At all. I shouldn't have thought about this. Now I feel queasy.
Katie  -  4 years ago
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Respect Jamie
OK with you there HARD (Pun intended) as Linda Evangelista is a sexy woman, but she is a dog on the inside and would HAVE to shag like a wet fish.
Jamie  -  4 years ago
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Respect Katie
I believe the same of Heidi Klum, but I'm not sure why.
Katie  -  4 years ago
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Advanced Member miro-classic
http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Tyra-Banks/tyra-banks-fat-swimsuit.jpg bang. proof that supermodels... proof that if you already stinking hot you can...... proof that you if you dont smile.... one piece.... this image has got to prove something here.
miro-classic  -  4 years ago
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