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Christmas food porn with Nigella and Jamie

12 DEC 2012 | Posted By: SineadStubbins

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Christmas food porn with Nigella and Jamie Christmas is a time for stuffing yourself with dairy and meat until you vomit. And who better to induce this religious binge/purge experience than our favourite Pommy purveyors of food porn, Nigella Lawson and Jamie Oliver.

We've put together a few of our favourite Nigella and Jamie Christmas recipes to get you in the mood to eat. And eat you shall!

Merry (almost) Christmas Loungers:

Christmas cake with chocolate and Tia Maria.
Porn score: 7/10. Despite all those prunes.


Cheese fondue

Porn score: 6/10. It's essentially just melted cheese, but it's melted cheese that could get you drunk!


Pomegranate meringue mountain

Porn score: 8/10. There is literally no cooking in this recipe – Nigella doesn't even make the meringue! Ideal situation.


Jamie's turkey
Porn score: 8/10. Stuffing in the butt! Stuffing in the neck! It sounds revolting but it looks amazing!


Caramel croissant pudding
Porn score: 10/10. "It's fit for angels to eat on their clouds!"


Christmas pomegranate cocktail
Porn score: 6/10. It's pomegranate juice and champagne. Is there anything you're not getting?


Pumpkin pancakes with sticky maple pecans
Porn score:
7/10. BREAKFAST CAKE!


Poppy and Daisy's pancakes

Porn score: 6/10. It's healthy, but it's still good.


Ginger spiced ham

Porn score: 8/10.
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