Christmas is a time for stuffing yourself with dairy and meat until you vomit. And who better to induce this religious binge/purge experience than our favourite Pommy purveyors of food porn, Nigella Lawson and Jamie Oliver.
We've put together a few of our favourite Nigella and Jamie Christmas recipes to get you in the mood to eat. And eat you shall!
Merry (almost) Christmas Loungers:
Christmas cake with chocolate and Tia Maria.
Porn score: 7/10. Despite all those prunes.
Cheese fondue
Porn score: 6/10. It's essentially just melted cheese, but it's melted cheese that could get you drunk!
Pomegranate meringue mountain
Porn score: 8/10. There is literally no cooking in this recipe – Nigella doesn't even make the meringue! Ideal situation.
Jamie's turkey
Porn score: 8/10. Stuffing in the butt! Stuffing in the neck! It sounds revolting but it looks amazing!
Caramel croissant pudding
Porn score: 10/10. "It's fit for angels to eat on their clouds!"
Christmas pomegranate cocktail
Porn score: 6/10. It's pomegranate juice and champagne. Is there anything you're not getting?
Pumpkin pancakes with sticky maple pecans
Porn score: 7/10. BREAKFAST CAKE!
Poppy and Daisy's pancakes
Porn score: 6/10. It's healthy, but it's still good.
Ginger spiced ham
Porn score: 8/10.