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Awkward boners

04 MAY 2009 | Posted By: Luke

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We know not why it happens but the random accidental blood rush that unites us as men can be so so cruel at time. It's the awkward and embarrassing material from many a teen flick and it can strike when you least expect it. As embarrassing as it is to experience, dick jokes will always be funny and
and laughing at fellow males that have fallen victim to this attack of random wood will be enjoyed for eternity. Especially now with another addition to the infinite blogosphere entitled Awkward Boners.

It is what you think it is but just in case the blog's name doesn't tell the story, to the right of this post is a collection of some of the images featured. There's even presidential wood. Wrong town.

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Comments on this Post
There are "32" comment(s) on "Awkward boners"

Respect Katie
Those poor unsuspecting girls in the main image! So many shades of awkward.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Chuckufarli
I assume this is as opposed to a traveller's fat.
Chuckufarli  -  3 years ago
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Respect JiMBOB
Ahh the back of the school bus... Thank god for my English folder...
JiMBOB  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jamie
AWKWARD
Jamie  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
The first related image is like the ultimate photobomb.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member Pop'n'Fresh
This is a mighty unfortunate situation for men to be in, sort of. I'm sure its bad genetic karma for all the stupid things they do to us lay-dee's. Wow that sounds bitter. I'm sorry, I took it too far.
Pop'n'Fresh  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Pop'n'Fresh, maybe you're kind of right. Maybe it's balancing out all the dumb physical stuff ladies have to deal with. IE: I hear childbirth isn't exactly a walk in the park + they get a few embarrassing boners = everybody loses. Yes? No?
Katie  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger notcarl
park boner is so so seedy
notcarl  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Sheesh right! Sit down or something!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
This is why I don't wear boxers, no protection from such an occasion, tighty whiteys ftw! - Jake OXOXOX
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
boxer briefs
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 0DE02E65
why do most of these guys seem so relaxed about it? stay sitting down and cover the damn thing up for god's sake. you can't blame the dude for the jessica alba boner though.
0DE02E65  -  3 years ago
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Respect Luke
true that
Luke  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
or the old tuck in the belt doozy.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 840C5002
I had thirteen travel fats on the way to Adelaide. I wish they fix the bloody roads. 10 hour trip took bloody 15 cause I'd have to pull over and give my gf at the time a quick stiff one. No point in wasting it. While you've still got it. Right?
840C5002  -  3 years ago
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Respect Luke
why that's very thoughtful of you jimmy. travel fats should never go to waste.
Luke  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
"Travel fats". Well. I guess you learn about something new everyday.
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 67939163
:)
67939163  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 5FE0F862
:-D
5FE0F862  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger DDE1210B
Yeah baby, papa's got a seat for you right here... you gotta hand it to the guy in the feature pic, his is definitely the longest.
DDE1210B  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member E239D735
Totally agree with you uniform, is it that they didn't realize or just that they don't care?
E239D735  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 19585A26
What makes this even funnier is that they are all recorded forever on the internet. All these awkward boners.
19585A26  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member CILLIAN
Applause to the dude who made this post, its kind of like homage to the ol' unintentionals. I actually wouldn't mind bein in this post. I'd probably tell my friends, even
CILLIAN  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger semigekkohuman
6th grade...swimming carnival...thank god for boardshorts
semigekkohuman  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
ten minutes ago... at work... thank god for aprons
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Just let it all hang out. As long as the stiffy holder doesn't get embarrassed from popping wood then the onlooker might be the awkward one, because they don't know if they should point, laugh,be stunned or act like your trouser snake isn't alive.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Miro, did you just whack off into an apron?
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
Woop Woop, Freeak with a 3!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 840C5002
Oh...Oh god...Just looked at the Valeria Lazareva gallery. Oh no.
840C5002  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
Not just any apron, YOUR apron. I was wearing it while you were on smoko. The floral pattern and white lace borders just get me all giddy.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 9DD93316
i especially like the Bill Clinton one...creepy yes charasmatic man.
9DD93316  -  3 years ago
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Member 2969FEDB
This gives me a new focus to look out for whenever looking at images and whenever I'm photographing. HAR on 14.
2969FEDB  -  2 years ago
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