This is by no means a breaking news post. Nor is it the uncovering of a potentially game changing cultural mega-bomb. It is simply a collection of the worst examples of people (famous and infamous) who have chopped, sliced, bent, stretched, pulled, and injected their faces to the point of looking more like patrons from the Star Wars bar than human beings.
From Jocylen 'The Cat Lady' Wildenstein, who has apparently spent a face-melting two million pounds on turning herself into one of the Thundercats, to poor old Kenny Rogers who now looks like Madame Tussaud creation, it seems we just don't know enough is enough. I mean, we're not totally against the whole thing; if you've got a bad case of dicknose or you're neck is starting to look like a geriatric's ballsack then by all means, slice away. Just please, for the sake of everybody who has to look at you, know when to say "stop".