
Me: ‘Hey Paris, can you light that candle for me?’
Paris: ‘Like, I’d need matches for that.’
Me: ‘Have a look inside candle.’
Paris: ‘Oh wow, it’s like the candle’s giving birth to a box of matches.’
Me: ‘Yep.’
Paris: ‘Ahh! The baby lit my hair on fire.’
Candel with matchbox by Jeremy Walton, US$18, available from
www.momastore.org