Are you conflicted by your desire to play old school arcade games and the minimal design aesthetic of your warehouse loft? Thanks to Arcade Tables and their new Stealth model, you can finally sleep easy. Carved out of elephant tusks and hand-assembled by Oompa Loompas (probably), these arcade cabinets are the last word in disposable income. They also play a mean game of Galaxian.
Designed in Germany, the cabinets feature a Hi Def LCD screen, inbuilt speakers, super gloss finish and “aerospace grade controls.” Also, games. Each cabinet comes with 60 old games pre-installed, among them: Pac Man, Donkey Kong Junior, Dig Dug, 1942, Galaga. And hey, when you get bored with all that you can always throw on some classic Phil Collins, find a hooker and... never mind.
Retailing for $3300 a pop, the cabinets are available for international delivery. If you don’t have that much in your back pocket you can also buy one on an installment plan. Or buy one of the lower spec models. (Or, you know, jump online and play most of these games free.)
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