Being able to accurately read and decipher human brainwaves is some next level science isht. Governments and private institutes have spent millions and millions of dollars researching the field in a bid to make
better weapons the world a safer place. Turns out they’ve all been wasting their time. A small Japanese company has trumped everyone with their brainwave-cat-ears.
Although they look like a cheap Harajuku novelty, the Necomimi cat ears are at the cutting edge of Kawaii technology. Simply strap them to your head and they’ll start reacting to your brainwaves. For realz. Depending on whether you’re focused or relaxed (or hungry, distracted, sexy, etc) they’ll either perk up, or fall flat, or do a half-and-half show.
This breakthrough in brainwave technology obviously has a million users. Granted, we can’t think of any beyond cat-ears, but that’s because the internet has rotted our brain. We’re content to sit online all day and watch promo videos of Japanese girls walking around. Maybe some of those government scientists types can think of something…
More at
neurowear.net .