You guys! We've let the winner know, and now we can tell all y'all. The winner of Lifelounge's iPad competition is
Mick Bakos. Congratulations, hope you enjoy it all the time forever!
Here are some of our favourite entries. Thanks to everybody who entered. There were lots of you.
"I'm trying to impress a lady at my games club, if I loaded up a games app and asked her for a one on one session... bingo!"
"Honestly... I've set the bar pretty low. Even a calculator watch would make me a better person."
"Once in my possession I would refer to it always as an iRad, infinitely increasing my social standing."
"An iPad would mean that I can read Shakespeare on the train (public image, you know) but watch YouTube cat videos in private while on the couch eating Cheezels."
"Winning this would make me more scholarly because all I can think about is downloading e-books; in reality I’d probably only end up reading Trashbaggery."
"I would upload my soul into it and run a malware scan."
"Because no matter where I go or who I talk to, I’ll always be able to share the gift that is Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’ video."
"I need more things that don't vibrate in my life. (If it vibrates, I don't want it.)"
Happy Chrismukkah, Bakos!