Following in the footsteps of the
bulletproof backpack we featured last week comes the ultimate in child protection. Bulletproof Baby produce military standard body armor products for babies and toddlers that would give even the most paranoid of parents peace of mind. Nothing quite demonstrates this like the video over the jump which shows a mother opening fire on her babies bulletproof stroller....
Their other products include a bulletproof baby jacket (to protect from stabbings and shootings), a baby riot helmet, baby bomb blankets and ultra light kiddie riot shield. They've even come up with a hi tech chemical attack defence cocoon which will protect your child from any sort of aggressive chemical weapons, including dirty bombs and nerve agents. If that doesn't make you feel safe enough, for $40 your toddler can have the peace of mind of a toddler taser that can paralyse any bogiemen with in a 4.5 metre radius instantly. although I suspect it will probably get more use from the older siblings in schoolyard scuffles.
This world is seriously messed up.
Bulletproof Baby