Everybody has their own beauty line that they won't cross – some people won't dye their hair, some people draw the line at botox, some at over ten cosmetic surgeries in one day (Heidi Montag
, we're looking at you). But guess what? You need to draw a new line, because here are a bunch of beauty gadgets you didn't (maybe) even know existed.
The UV Check Mirror Set
It's a pocket mirror so you can touch up your lippy (or make sure your nose hasn't fallen off, Heidi) and check the UV level at the same time. Vanity blended with common sense.
Beauty Voice Trainer
It might look like a sex-toy, but it is apparently going to "give you the dulcet voice you know you've always wanted". It restricts your throat capacity (which sounds both uncomfortable and in-line with the sex-toy reference).
Mudage Jolie Body Hair Thinner
This one is aimed at the gents (but could be a lady thing, we guess) and it's a comb/razor. It thins hair out, but doesn't entirely shave it off: "for men who don’t want to scare girls away with their chest rug, but are reluctant to dispense with their body hair altogether". Um, OK.
Mejikara Anti-Wrinkle Glasses
Forget your Olay and its fight against the seven signs of ageing. This pair of canary yellow goggles are the answer. The "specially designed ridges" on the specs will massage your crow's feet right away. Apparently.
Houreisen Face Exercise Mask
Basically a Mexican wrestling mask chopped in half, this little gem will tighten your cheeks and make you generally more attractive without plastic surgery.
Top Peach Nipple Covers
Disappointed with the colour of your nipples? Fret no more. Pink nipples are yours with Top Peach, like a mask for your nipples that sticks right on top of your ghastly and unsightly nips. Heavens.
Hair Contact Set: Facial Hair
Hey tweens! Can't grow an ironic moustache to save yourself? This is stick-on facial hair that doesn't look like a Mr Potato Head mo'. Beware, includes a Flavour Saver option. Do not use.
Available at japantrendshop.com
. (Pictured in lead image are Cat Ear NekoMimi Headphones, not a beauty product per se, but still...)