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Wooing women with Kanye West

06 SEP 2012 | Posted By: SineadStubbins

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Wooing women with Kanye West

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian boning has been the best thing to happen to the internet, ever. But then again Kanye dating anyone tends to have hilarious/horrific consequences. Weezy is forever striving to have that perfect J+B relationship that he constantly has to third wheel upon. Sad/ LOL.

Nevertheless he never seems lonely. So here are Kanye's tips for wooing women:

1. Tell her how to dress, chicks fucking love that.


2. Take romantic photographs that you can show the family.
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3. Encourage their fitness, "give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave" etc.



4. Rap about your girlfriend's sex tape, she'll be thankful you brought it up.


5. Ask important questions to strengthen your relationship, like "how you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?" Well?



6. Explain that it's not them, it's you. You could have a good girl and still be addicted to "them hoodrats".


7. Impress women with art. Dead models are art.


8. Tell them about your big 'ego'.


9. Make sure everyone knows that you know that all girls want is money. It'll just save so much time.




10. Write a song about your girlfriend called "Perfect Bitch" and then publicly wonder if calling her bitch is actually OK.

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