Want to know what a joint laced with crack is? It's a 'zootie'. Want to know the varying disgusting definitions of 'milkshake'? Google your brains out! But so you don't embarrass yourself next time someone asks you for cabbage and you hand them a leafy green vegetable, we've compiled a hip hop dictionary to get you through this semi-charmed kind of life.
First, let's get in the mood. LET THE NONSENSE BEGIN!
A yo trip!
An exclamation of delight and curiosity. Example: "Why gents, look at this!"
The (generally) unwed mother of your offspring.
Cop my steezy!
An invitation for one to admire your great style. Example: "Morning ladies! Would you care to cop my steezy?"
Drop it like it's hot
1. A dance move in which a young lady drops her derriere to the ground. 2. What to do when the pimp's in the crib, ma.
East Coast Crips
A charming club of individuals that reside in California.
A derogatory term for one's enemies to describe a weak man. Example: "Hitler was a Fuck boy!"
A gold plate molded to your teeth for protection. Also used in the place of an engagement ring (see: Nas and Kelis).
Homeskillet is getting me
When a close friend or relative kindly acquires you some marijuana.
A pleasant hallucination brought about by LSD or cocaine. Note: an ice dream is very different to "ice creams".
A sophisticated mix of cheap white wine and cola, inspired by the lord himself.
What happens when one consumes too much Jesus juice. Example: "My dear, this Jesus Juice has made me quite krunk!"
Land of Dope.
Oakland (dopeness unconfirmed).
The physical attribute which society considers to be of the greatest worth. No, not your brain silly! Example: "Honey, shake your moneymaker so we can get a dinner reservation!"
Meaning without the vaguest shadow of a doubt. Example: "Was that Jay Z/Kanye album overrated? No diggity, son!"
A simple razor, which may be used to shave one's face for pleasant smoothness or alternatively to 'dodge the pen'.
When pimps collectively meet and socialise, and discuss business opportunities, joint ventures and opportunities for expansion.
Either 40 ounces of beer or a quarter ounce of marijuana materials. Note: do not get these figures confused.
The feeling of one's life falling apart, yet gaining great power from your misfortune.
A female who is searching for a partner of material means. Example: "Check your pockets son, she's a sack chaser!"
A person of African American descent who has exhibited behaviour which suggests that they are willing to deny their deep-rooted heritage.
Someone who rudely inhales your marijuana cigarette so deeply, that they have left none of the innards of the cigarette in tact for their companions.
An affirmation of sorts, used in confirmation to positively confirm a statement. Example: "We're being robbed!" "Word!"
An orgy of sexual proportions, sometimes hosted by a knighted gentleman referred to as 'Sir Mix-A-Lot'.
An acronym for 'You Only Live Once', a phrase often used by Drake and douchebags.
A cocktail of a highly potent cough syrup mixed with soda. Enjoyed while YOLO-ing.