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Ten psychic predictions by Pink's daughter

11 JUL 2012 | Posted By: LifeloungeStaff

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Ten psychic predictions by Pink's daughter

A$AP ROCKY
 
Biggie
 
Frank Ocean
 
Justine Bieber
 
Lana Del Rey
 
Lily
 
Maroon 5
 
Pink and Willow
 
Pink family photo
 
The other Justin
Did you hear that Pink has a weird psychic child now? Because she does.

Music-News.com
reports that the child "sees spirits" which is evidenced by 13 month-old Willow trying to hand her cookie to "something that she laughs at right in front of her face for the last six months".
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Pink family photo.

Not having a unique psychic ability ourselves (expect when it comes to fashions, RIGHT ERRBODY?), Lifelounge gave little Willow a call and asked her to make some music predictions for the next 12 months.

SPOILER:
No one will say YOLO anymore.

#1: Kanye and Kim will break up live on TV.
During their televised wedding, with exclusive rights to MTV. Kanye will then make an epic break-up album using an 808 machine and his own vocals, which will underwhelm most everyone who listens to it– OH, WAIT.


#2: Maroon 5 will sell out their world tour.
WHO IS BUYING THESE TICKETS?


#3: Coldplay will sell out their world tour.

WHO IS BUYING THESE TICKETS?


#4: Frank Ocean will get even better, and possibly take over the world.

Also see: Willow Smith.


#5: LMFAO will go missing.

IT WASN'T US, OK??


#6: Justin Timberlake will suddenly get threatened by Justin Bieber's burgeoning manhood, and go back to music.

'BOUT TIME.


#7: Azealia Banks keeps feuding with people.

And no one is surprised.


#8: An all hologram band will release a critically acclaimed album.
Featuring Biggie Smalls, Freddie Mercury and Whitney Houston (RIP).


#9: Lily Allen announces that she is back to music, then quits again.

Because it's more fun to sit around Tweeting, while being rich.


#10: Lana Del Rey will no longer be a thing. A$ASP Rocky will still be a thing.
YOLO (gotta use it while we still can).
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