Did you hear that Pink has a weird psychic child now? Because she does.
Music-News.com reports that the child "sees spirits" which is evidenced by 13 month-old Willow trying to hand her cookie to "something that she laughs at right in front of her face for the last six months".
Pink family photo.
Not having a unique psychic ability ourselves (expect when it comes to fashions, RIGHT ERRBODY?), Lifelounge gave little Willow a call and asked her to make some music predictions for the next 12 months.
SPOILER: No one will say YOLO anymore.
#1: Kanye and Kim will break up live on TV.
During their televised wedding, with exclusive rights to MTV. Kanye will then make an epic break-up album using an 808 machine and his own vocals, which will underwhelm most everyone who listens to it– OH, WAIT.
#2: Maroon 5 will sell out their world tour.
WHO IS BUYING THESE TICKETS?
#3: Coldplay will sell out their world tour.
WHO IS BUYING THESE TICKETS?
#4: Frank Ocean will get even better, and possibly take over the world.
Also see: Willow Smith.
#5: LMFAO will go missing.
IT WASN'T US, OK??
#6: Justin Timberlake will suddenly get threatened by Justin Bieber's burgeoning manhood, and go back to music.
'BOUT TIME.
#7: Azealia Banks keeps feuding with people.
And no one is surprised.
#8: An all hologram band will release a critically acclaimed album.
Featuring Biggie Smalls, Freddie Mercury and Whitney Houston (RIP).
#9: Lily Allen announces that she is back to music, then quits again.
Because it's more fun to sit around Tweeting, while being rich.
#10: Lana Del Rey will no longer be a thing. A$ASP Rocky will still be a thing.
YOLO (gotta use it while we still can).