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Reasons to actually buy a JLO ticket

09 AUG 2012 | Posted By: SineadStubbins

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Reasons to actually buy a JLO ticket

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This morning it was announced that Jennifer Lopez is leaving the block to tour Australia for the first time ever. Surprising that JLO has picked now to go on a world tour, presumably it's because she used to have a little, then she had a lot... and now she's got a little again.

But instead of laughing your face off at the idea of forking out for a ticket, we're asking you to consider that maybe it isn't such a waste of money. Perhaps this is actually a golden opportunity...Plus, Gigli.

Reasons you should actually buy a JLO ticket:

You could bring your low rise pants out of retirement.
It's not like you can wear them un-ironically now. The Salvation Army wouldn't even take those early 2000s suckers.


You could punch Pitbull in the face.
They did a song together recently, right (presumably because Ja Rule is still in jail)? This a prime punching opportunity!


You could try and reinact that sexy scene from Out of Sight.

She's single now...


You can fondly remember the time she dated Puff Daddy/P Diddy and how they both had ridiculous stage names.
Just don't pistol whip anyone. Apparently she doesn't like that.


You can finally stop pretending that you don't enjoy singing "Jenny From The Block".

THE BRONX! (Hey Ben Affleck!).
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