So, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg are anchormen now.
And by "anchormen" we mean "kind of stoned and talking about some shit".
And by "kind of stoned and talking about some shit" we mean "Snoop says a bunch of stuff and Wiz giggles like a little stoner."
So it got us thinking, if Snoop would actually be a pretty great/LOL newsreader, what other rappers would be successful in different careers? TENUOUS SEGUE! Welcome to the Lifelounge guide to alternative careers for rappers.
[Disclaimer: none of this has any basis in reality, clearly. If it did, we'd say Ice Cube should be an architect
and Kanye West should be a back-up dancer
Let's talk about a Caribbean-tinged soul food diner, RAW$$.
He's so sensitive, y'know?
She seems pretty funny. (Her live concerts are a joke too. SIQ BURN!)
They'd be fucked, but fun.
Feminist activist / stripper
As if you wouldn't do everything that voice told you to.
Jay would make even your grandma feel safe.
People would watch, just saying.