So, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg are anchormen now.
And by "anchormen" we mean "kind of stoned and talking about some shit".
And by "kind of stoned and talking about some shit" we mean "Snoop says a bunch of stuff and Wiz giggles like a little stoner."
So it got us thinking, if Snoop would actually be a pretty great/LOL newsreader, what other rappers would be successful in different careers? TENUOUS SEGUE! Welcome to the Lifelounge guide to alternative careers for rappers.
[Disclaimer: none of this has any basis in reality, clearly. If it did, we'd say Ice Cube
should be an architect and Kanye West
should be a back-up dancer.]
Rick Ross
Chef
Let's talk about a Caribbean-tinged soul food diner, RAW$$.
Drake
School counsellor
He's so sensitive, y'know?
Missy Elliott
Comedian
She seems pretty funny. (Her live concerts are a joke too. SIQ BURN!)
Flavor Flav
Party planner
They'd be fucked, but fun.
Lil Kim
Feminist activist / stripper
Obviously.
Nas
Cult leader
As if you wouldn't do everything that voice told you to.
Jay-Z
Skydiving instructor
Jay would make even your grandma feel safe.
Pharrell Williams
Pornstar
People would watch, just saying.