PRINCE IS COMING PRINCE IS COMING PRINCE IS COMING PRINCE IS COMING PRINCE IS COMING.
Prince (aka Prince Rogers Nelson) is one of the most iconic musicians since forever. The guy composes, writes lyrics, arranges, produces and plays pretty much every instrument known to man. The guy was told that he would need a hip replacement because of years of going HAM with the dancing. The guy has sold over 80 million records. The guy has influenced and inspired every pop musician to come after him. The guy is an alien (potentially from the same planet as David Bowie). He also wears the hell out of a cravat.
There is a Prince song for ever occasion, but mostly the occasions need to revolve around love or sex, or both.
So life lessons with Prince pretty simple: if it's not about love, it's about sex. And if it's not about either it's probably the Batdance*.
I Would Die 4 U
Lesson: Love.
Let's Pretend We're Married
Lesson: Sex.
Raspberry Beret
Lesson: Sex (and hats).
I Wanna Be Your Lover
Lesson: Sex.
Head
Lesson: Sex.
Diamonds and Pearls
Lesson: Love.
Sexy MF
Lesson: Sex.
I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man
Lesson: Sex (with a side of love).
Gett Off
Lesson: Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. So much sex.
Little Red Corvette
Lesson: Sex.
Scarlet Pussy
Lesson: Sex (via metaphors).
If I Was Your Girlfriend
Lesson: Love (and sex).
I Feel For You
Lesson: Love (and sex).
Erotic City
Lesson: Sex.
Purple Rain
Lesson: Love.
*We know there are various other themes via 'Sign O The Times', 'Controversy', '1999', 'Let's Go Crazy', etc. However, we refuse to destroy our theory with reality. Not sorry 'bout it.
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