Kanye West's G.O.O.D Music crew are releasing their
Cruel Summer album this week. To get excited about the promise of nifty samples and young talent, Yeezy has dropped a 30 second teaser.
Let the analysis commence.
0.02– What is that, a flower? A grey fashion-y flower?
0.05– Oh, it's a building! A skyscraper exploding? That's kind of insensitive Kanye.
0.08– Hey, 'Mercy' is a pretty good song. Except that singing bit feels like a subliminal message. "BUY AIR YEEZY'S FO ALL YO FRIENDS".
0.12– It's an ancient tablet! Emerging from the darkness! Like a commandment from up above! Of course!
0.15– Cruel Summer is about naked girls made out of stone. Stone cold babes. Lamborghini mercy.
0.16– Is that stone girl
Amber Rose? She kind of looks like Amber Rose, right? Maybe Kanye still has a thing for her. I hope Kim doesn't make this connection. That shit is cold.
0.18– FUCK OFF AMBER ROSE, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!
0.21– Those shards of stone look like glitter. That's not very gangster. Tupac would vomit if he saw this (shortly before saying "SUGE DID IT!").
0.25– The stone is broken! Does that mean G.O.O.D Music is breaking the mould? That they want to smash Amber Rose? That old relics of the past must be smashed and destroyed like the hopes and dreams of countless Middle Americans looking for a better tomorrow? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
0.25– Oh it meant nothing.
0.26– That's a really nice font.
0.27– "Creepers"? Like the shoes?
0.30– Available September 18! Or from this
illegal stream!