There aren't many words necessary. Actually, you're not even reading this are you? Your trembling little pointer is already clicking the shit out of Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and all the other scantily clad, shiny, impeccable Victoria's Secret models. Go on then.
The 2009 Victoria's Secret show was yet another extravagant affair, with ladies made entirely out of sex-appeal and glitter strutting their perfect patooties down the catwalk to the dulcet tones of Usher.
But it doesn't really matter because nobody read that either, you're all busy picturing what's underneath Miranda Kerr's knickers.
Images from
Paulo Fernando's flickr page. Much more there.