Karl Lagerfeld made a hula-hoop beach bag. Yes that is a sentence. No, those aren’t tears I just got something in my eye…. :’( :’(
Side note: apparently when he was eight, Karl’s mother said that wearing hats made him look like an old dyke. That is my idea of responsible parenting!
Numero magazine seriously effed up their Photoshop of
Karlie Kloss on the front cover of their latest issue. Kind of awkies that photographer Greg Kadel released the same images of Karlie in all her ribby glory sans Photoshop, everyone except Numero is very frowny face about it. This is pretty fucked and continues to perpetuate a culture of negative body image and unrealistic ideals, AIIGHT??
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Anna Dello Russo, you’ve had your Fashion Shower. Party’s over. Azealia Banks on the other hand, BRAVO. You are wonderful and your mane is glorious.
Images of an 18-year-old Victoria Beckham have surfaced this week, and we could not be happier about it. I don’t care what the critics say, these are not awkward and she is resplendent. So chic! So glam! Maybe semi pedo…
If you’re single and got 400 euro to blow then don’t waste that money on cheap thrillz bebs; you should definitely invest in a pair of sneakers from the Missoni x Converse Archive Project instead. If anyone needs me I will be at collette in Paris wearing one shoe waiting on my Cinderella story <3
Hommmaaagod remember when CMAC (that’s what I call Catherine McNeil now, she likes it) did that beautiful 2008 Vogue editorial in India with all the amazing and the sexy and stuff? She continues to be back biatches, covering this month’s Vogue AU and werqing it. Usually arranging the words ‘white’, ‘beach’ and ‘Australian model’ in the same sentence would have my mind wander to ideal taco fillings, but I think we should give gurlfriend and Vogue a big pat on the back for this. Kewt fashun!
Over at Russh, Miranda Kerr does a cover too. Egh. There’s a biker tee, there are hotpants… it’s pretty much exactly how you thought it was going to look.
Miranda Kerr x RUSSH from PEDESTRIAN.TV on Vimeo.
Shane Warne and Liz Hurley went to Roberto Cavalli SS 12/13 together and dressed all matchy matchy and oh my god I still can’t believe this is a real thing. He said, “you’ve only seen me in cricket whites, but I have worn suits over the last twenty years”. This guy knows what the fuck is up.
Tom Ford made a video look book for SS13, and it might have been kind of good if it didn’t look like it was shot on an iPhone.
ZOMG! FASHUN DISASTER! Hakaan Yildirim had to cancel his show at Paris Fashion Week because the entire collection was lost in transit by the courier service. I totally know how this feels because last week I was expecting a package from eBay and it got lost in the mail!! It’s the same thing.
Phoebe Philo at
Celine finally figured out that people want to wear furry, comfortable shoes in public, and they are FANTASTIC. Guys, these are going to be timeless and you should probably buy a pair to save for your future wedding/daughters now.
Anne Hathaway got married in custom Valentinodjslgfladfjg;alwrjglksjksfnl I am hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
Continuing to cut herself a big ol’ slice of the money pie is
Lena Dunham, who stars on the cover of ASOS Magazine and their new Fashion Up app. She looks so great! But I don’t know if it speaks to me like this did.
Laydies we’ve all been there, AM I RITE? THE END.