is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair
, and in a **revealing** interview she talked about the usual no-no topics. Along with being really bummed she’s no longer dating Johnny Depp
, and not believing she was “model material” (JOIN ME IN AN EYE ROLL), she talked about how friends have coined the term “getting Mossed” to describe partying with her, which I’m assuming refers to when she has had enough vodka sodas to share the good coke. She sounds fun.
Okay everybody, I need you to sit down and remove any sharp objects from your immediate vicinity before you read on. NICOLAS GHESQUIERE
IS LEAVING BALENCIAGA
FOR REASONS. My reaction to this could probably be equated with finding out somebody ate my leftover cold burrito (HA not really, that would make me homicidal), but a lot of fashun ppl are really taking this hard. Have seen tweets prefaced by things along the lines of, “genuinely suicidal” (calm down mate) and “it is with deep regret”, but it seems everyone’s favourite annoyingly knowing and smug response is, “who is the fashion industry going to imitate now?!?” WHO IS IT GOING TO BE GUYS??
I think this means Kristen Stewart
is going to start looking average at best again, which sucks because look how sexci she is now!
EVERYBODY STAY AWAY from your televisions tomorrow if you don’t want to spend the following 24 hours crying at the sight of your naked body, because the Victoria’s Secret
fashion show is airing. That is just not something you want to accidentally come across while flicking around for Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals
I’m guessing that means Erin Heatherton
won’t be making multiple trips to different McDonald’s drive-thru’s after her supposed break up with Leonardo DiCaprio
. SUCKS TO BE A MODEL RIGHT? Surely Leo is over the whole leggy, blonde, tanned thing now. I think it’s about time he gives in and goes for the for five foot three sarcastic brunette who has a great relationship with the local 7/11 staff. I’ll be waiting for your call '90s Leo.
Someone really shitty stole Amy Winehouse’s wedding dress from her home in Camden. Nup, not on. I hope someone neglects to put cheese on that person's next pizza. Or they get caught or whatever.
Scott Schuman aka tiniest man in all the land was srsly passive aggressive towards Bill Cunningham this week. “I’m sure everyone thinks he’s a lovable guy…the only conversation we’ve ever had is when I’m trying to shoot someone and he says ‘get out’. HAHAHAHA his photos are nice I don’t hate them they are fine! Just different to mine! Really really different! LOL!” I may have taken some creative license but you get the point.
Also OH MY GOD doesn’t this teaser for Justin Bieber’s latest perfume just make you feel like you are his #GIRLFRIEND??
Surely this kind of blatant abuse of tween girl’s budding hormones is immoral. Think of the children.
Speaking of children and tween girls and emotions and Kardashians (because when can we avoid that), 16-year-old Kendall Jenner posed for the cover of Miss Vogue Australia in Sydney the other day. I am disappointed.
Snooki apparently cleaned out her closet for victims of Superstorm Sandy. Lol thnx but no thnx bb.
Oh and in case you’re wondering, Halle Berry continues to be offensively attractive.
JUSSST QUICKLY BEFORE YOU GO here are some snarky comments about people who attended the Spring Racing Carnival. Hopefully Charlotte Dawson doesn’t track my IP address for her internet Troll show :/
Delta wore Dior and flowers and loves it “because it’s so girly!” Can we just vote her off the island already?
Actually it’s a double eviction, Jennifer Hawkins see u never.
Marissa Cooper wore Ellery to Melbourne Cup Day and I was totally prepared to be all, “guys this is FASHUN I love it shut up you don’t know me”, but like I actually just can’t defend this. I don’t think I’ve ever been so personally offended by accessories.
Lara Bingle got her tits out in Dion Lee and OK SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC AND I AM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN LET’S MOVE ON.
Jesinta Campbell wore some sort of vagina/head tumour inspired situation which looked fucking ridiculous.
Pia Miranda, on the hand hand, wore a really fun matching floral suit to Melbourne Cup Day and she just really looks like someone who would not judge you for stuffing canapés in your purse/would let you go in front of her in the line for the bathroom.