has apparently been offered $3 million to star in the new Zoolander
. Deralick my balls.
According to a survey by the people of Saks Fifth Avenue, these Louboutin Pigalle heels are the sexiest shoe in the world. I obviously have a lot of growing up to do, because all I can see when I look at them are those plastic, spiky balls we used to play dodgeball with in primary school.
OKAY OKAY HERE IS SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWS. Joanna Lumley is auctioning off some of Patsy’s wardrobe from Absolutely Fabulous. Coooooool!
I got really excited for a moment when I saw the above image of Blake Lively in a really fug gold/tulle wedding dress, but then realised she was standing at the altar with Dan (**spoiler oops lol**) not RR. Also realised I am a horrible person who takes pleasure in attractive people’s unfortunate wedding dresses. Don’t be friends with me.
Here is a video Jason Wu made with some models and Olivia Palermo pretending she is a totally carefree babe and not a robot. We see you, Palermo. We know what you’re trying to do.
Look at this black and white photo of Karl Lagerfeld and Victoria Beckham. You are now 30% more chic.
Rachel Rutt starred in a lookbook for Nasty Gal. Lots of prints, lots of limbs, lots of people will be disappointed when they purchase a two piece hounds tooth suit and then remember they are not Rachel Rutt.
Luxembourg had a Royal wedding, and it was so glam. But I am sceptical they modelled the whole thing off fairytale dream wedding ride at Disneyland. They just don't make page boys like that anymore.
While we're on Disney, I am really sorry for being a total girl about this (not sorry), but oh my effing god Harrod’s has commissioned big designers including Valentino
, Oscar de la Renta
etc. to create modern versions of PRINCESS DRESSES! AND YOU CAN SEE THEM HERE
After her recent departure from T Magazine shocked us all (lol whatevs), Sally Singer has now been appointed at Digital Creative Director for Vogue, which I guess means she is in charge of making pretty internet now. Don’t know. Don’t really care.
The new Acne Paper is out y’all! For the uninformed, Acne Paper is not what it sounds like. See above for a photo of Aleksandr Petrovsky.
I am prepared to bet my first born child (luv u future baby) that you won’t be able to sit through this entire interview with Kristen Stewart for her new gig as the muse for Balenciaga’s Florabotanica. I made it 40 seconds before her incessant foot tapping made me throw my computer out the window (not really, I just closed the browser).
Prabal Gurung is doing collaboration with Target because I guess how else are you supposed to know that you’re a hot new designer?
And to round off the week, Beyonce wore bigass Obama earrings and THIS, my friends, is why I love DEMOCRACY.