HAPPY 12/12/12 EVERYBODY! Hopefully the world does not end today because
Gisele finally had her baby! She and Tom Brady called their baybee gurl Vivien Lake, which is the most supermodel-ly name ever so I guess those guys understand basic genetics.
CEO of American Apparel/notorious meanie Dov Charney is being accused of both verbal and physical abuse by a former employee. That really sucks :( if it keeps happening we may have to take our extensive basic tee and sheer bra business elsewhere.
With regards to his appointment as Creative Director of Balenciaga, Karl Lagerfeld said that he thinks, “Alexander Wang is the best man for the job…considering how hard it is to replace a man such as Nicolas Ghesquière”. That is two compliments in one breath, is Karl breaking?
Miranda Kerr flirted so fucking hard on The Late Late show with Craig Ferguson the other night that I am genuinely concerned my boyfriend is going to sense her pheromones in the air and run away. And I don’t even have a boyfriend.
She giggled A LOT, did that lean in body language thing they try to teach you in flirting school, and revealed her Grandmother's advice about making sure your significant other doesn't stick it in anyone else. The key is make-up and sexcii lingerie everybody! It's so easy!
Dion Lee released his Resort 2013 campaign. Still unclear on what the fuck resort wear is but you can look at the sparkly photos in the gallery if you so desire.
Lena Dunham recently got a pixie cut, so it was really only a matter of time before somebody did the Twiggy thing. It was Entertainment Weekly.
Pizza Hut Canada made a perfume that smells like dough and seasoning. Isn't the world already fucked up enough? I feel sad.
Kate Upton does things including but not limited to riding horses, running around in a bikini and going commando for Vogue Germany’s December issue video shoot. Watch it here. Or don't.
Miley Cyrus continues to severe all ties with her Disney roots and shaved off all her hair. She shows a lot of cleavage (covers a bit of boob is more accurate) and basically just tries to make us picture her having scawy sex. Reign it in babe, stop trying to make our dreams cum true.
co-founder Dan Single
and model Steph Bambi’s
love nest will make your place of residence look like shit. You can look at it here
, but please be secure in the knowledge that your chances of living in equivalent proximity to Bondi beach are slim-none.
No Doubt collabed with Fred Perry, and the results are not particularly noteworthy so we are not going to dwell on it.
International SIK BITCH grimey Grimes hearts local kewl babe Emma Mullholland, obvs. She wore a pair of the “Three Pointer” pants from the current collection Bad As I Guana Be to her Sydney show the other night, and Byron Spencer took some polaroids of the magical moment the two met. Before you chime in about how Grimes was the best thing anyone’s ever seen in the whole world, I don’t want to hear about it OKAY?
I am really sorry to be the one to break this to you, but your dream of setting the record for the longest catwalk in the world (3.2km) has been realised by someone else. Hong Kong and Denmark did it because they’re best friends now.
You know what would be a great gift to give this Christmas? A free iPad (app)! Commes des Garçons have released Six, based on a magazine they ran between 1988-1991.
The Spice Girls inspired musical that Jennifer Saunders wrote premiered last night!! Everybody's botox looked really radiant, their dresses were cute and Posh didn't hang out with the rest of the gang all night lololol.
Ordinarily I would choose to ignore this video of Cara Delevingne rollerskating in her underwear for LOVE magazine, but I'll allow it, only because it's fucking Christmas.
If the world does end today, THANK YOU for all of your love and support and gifts and fan mail. It's been real.