This is not what 2012 is meant to look like. We should be wearing helmets with TV screens attached, jumpsuits of silver and gold to protect us from the scorching rays of the sun and have really awesome hairstyles.
We have none of these things.
Movies have given us a lot of false promises when it comes to 21st century fashion. But there is still time to rectify this! SOMEBODY CALL CHANEL OR WHATEVER!
Here is the Lifelounge guide to fashion of the future:
Lost in Space
Matching aluminum foil suits for the whole family!
Trenchcoats. All trench, all the time. Even indoors.
The Fifth Element
Strips of white material strategically placed on your private parts. Not much protection from the (fifth) elements.
Identical, government sanctioned jumpsuits. Would sure make getting dressed in the morning easier, amiritelaydeez?
Black leather capes (Note: if you live in Melbourne, you probably already have one).
Flowing robes and/or golden plastic bikinis.
Back to the Future II
Hats with solar discs attached, underwear on the outside, TV glasses, a.k.a A BETTER NOW.
1950s style clothing, with incredibly pointy hair.
Silver leotards and boots. American Apparel are going to make a fortune!
Trend: Brightly coloured hair, animal print, and big hats. Apparently Brazil
inspired steampunk, WHO KNEW?