Victoria’s Secret is at it again. And so is Miranda Kerr, for that matter. Frolicking around in nothing but her undies, rolling around lusciously on a bed in some tropical paradise and looking freaking amazing. Who the hell does she think she is?! The highest paid model in the world that is married to Orlando Bloom and can rock cotton, that’s who.
Meanwhile, another VS angel was strutting her stuff at Paris Fashion Week for the Elie Saab Haute Couture show. Karlie Kloss absolutely dominated the catwalk in some sumptuous and sophisticated beaded and lace gowns - she certainly has the feline scowl down. Perhaps she ought to teach some of her more, um, startled model colleagues how to pull off the runway pout, without looking like they are able to walk into a moving train at full speed.
One model who doesn’t require any teachings on how to be sassy is, Tiah Eckhart. The fiery-headed bombshell exhibited her prowess in the latest Wheels & Dollbaby S/S 12 Lookbook. Move over Jessica Rabbit, Eckhart has got the voluptuous pin-up thang down, irrespective of whether or not she is a cartoon. Va va va voom!
Speaking of S&M, what is the deal with Zana Bayne’s latest collection? It’s not fashion, its nipple tweaking caught on camera! No, seriously – one image is of a model, mouth aghast, wearing what can only be described as an ill- fitting bridle as a CLOTHES LINE PEG is threatening to be attached to her undersized nipples. What are we meant to be buying here again??
Away from all that smut, Jessica Biel is slowly but surely bringing me round to the thinking that she is not in fact, a man. The usual tom boy, tracksuit pants toting Biel was looking white hot as she made an appearance at the ESPY Awards in L.A, sporting a gorgeous ‘60s inspired mini dress. Talk about pushing the hot soon-to-be-wifey thermometer up a thousand notches. JT better be careful, she is starting to look more effeminate than him, even with his baggy leather pants and girly voice……..
And finally, to celebrate the 66th anniversary of the bikini (designed by a French man, Louis Reard back in 1946) here’s to the good, the bad and ugly cellulite infused bikini pics of the past several decades.
Over & out amigos!