BIG NEWS, YOU GUYS! Sof-Cop is back and she’s doing what she does best: directing frolicking and shy smiles in front of rose bushes in nondescript French places. AKA her latest Miss Dior
commercial is out and Natalie is as fine as ever. My favourite part of this commercial is the bit where a guy who may or may not be the lead singer of Vampire Weekend
commented on the YouTube video saying “can my life plz be a dior commercial” and also has a bizarre collection of favourite videos
Also in the Haus of Raf
, Mila Kunis was quietly shoved aside and replaced by everyone’s favourite Tripper (GEDDIT, GUYS?) Jennifer Lawrence
as the face of the Miss Dior Baf. Mila’s the new brand ambassador of jeweler Gemfields, though, so she be ok. Also she’s a millionaire. Let’s restrain that sympathy for the moment.
’s new handbags are made from the wool of her sheep Itsy and Bitsy. It’s called the Itsy Bitsy bag, obvi, and because they’re still 100% a-ok and not dead, the bag remains within Stella’s “ethos of sustainability and not harming animals.” Linda and Apu would be so proud
Kanye is trying as hard as an estranged son bringing his new girlfriend home to meet the family at Christmas in his efforts to have Kim accepted by the fashion world. This week they’re together on the cover of L’Officiel Hommes
getting so down with each other it hurts. At least now we know for sure their future baby girl won’t have to bother with any of that stork nonsense; thanks to both this and Ray-J’s directiorial debut, she can see exactly where babies come from.
In cooler couple news: J.Crew
president Jenna Lyons is finally confirming the rumours that she left her husband (and their increds brownstone townhouse) for Courtney Crangi (jewelry designer Phillip Crangi
’s sister and business partner) is pretty out in the open. They’re all loved up on the cover of V magazine’s “Dynamic Duos” issue.
No-one’s gonna be buying their version of the multi-cover issue though; who’d want a sincere lesbian couple when you can have a phony but titillating one? That’s all the Kate Moss/Rihanna
versions are. Mario Testino
shot it and it’s just a big tumble of greased up limbs.
Super rad photographer/friend of JD Samson Cass Bird
has shot model Daria Werbowy in a new stop-motion video inspired by Cindy Sherman
that shows the model playing with gender and sexuality and her boobies.
Rihanna’s like the Beyoncé of fashist this week: while the Queen’s asleep, RiRi’s been creeping up, trying to steal her crown. The lookbook for her River Island collab came out and she’s nowhere to be seen. She left modeling the overalls and crop-tops to the pros: Jourdan Dunn, Charlotte Free, Tao Okamoto, Ataui Deng, and Bambi Northwood Blyth
Not content with making music, getting down with Kate and “designing” a collection, Ri’s also working with MAC cosmetics on a long-term collaboration that will offer “four distinct colour initiatives” comprising 31 items. By “initiatives” they mean, you know, lipsticks and eyeliners. You’ll be able to experience her initiatives beginning in May. Also, feel free to try using that word in a sentence this week.
was being her best self at Elton John’
s Oscars viewing party on Sunday night with hair that she grew herself and a smile that was not deranged. I’m happy for Brit, but I really just wanna know what Quvenzané Wallis – who was born in 2004 AKA the year Britney married not-George Costanza – thinks of her. Is Britney her generation’s Courtney Love?
– the source of so many unsatisfying chin-length haircuts – is on the cover of Muse magazine and in a behind the scenes video being a pretty person. Her best friend Leslie says, “Oh she’s just bein’ Karlie!”