Beyonce's performance during the half-time show at the Super Bowl was so good that it blew the lights in the Super Dome and made everyone cry and scream with joy. Well, half of that is true.
If you haven't seen it yet/ want to relive probably the greatest moment in your life, here it is:
Here are 25 mind-shatteringly awesome things about the Beyonce Super Bowl performance:
1. The time there were two giant Beyonce faces made out of flames!
2. The time we all hailed the goddess of fire, Beyonce Knowles!
3. The time Beyonce sang 'Love On Top' and every time she moved her hips drums sounded and flames happened!
4. The time Beyonce looked fierce and sang 'Crazy In Love' and everyone remembered Jay Z and that true love is forever!
5. The time that there were floor Beyonces and she was "begging you not to go"!
6. The time to other leather clad women appeared and they marched!
7. The time Beyonce threw away her cape (?) and they all got in a line and were powerful together!
8. The time there was a guitar that shot flames out either end on purpose and Beyonce told us to "give it up!"
9. The time Beyonce blew a kiss to the camera and it was just for you!
10. The time Beyonce was gyrating and you weren't sure what the song was going to be but you liked it anyway!
11. The time that Beyonce was clapping and it made a "thwacking" noise and you knew she wasn't lip synching (not that it would matter if she did, but still)!
12. That time she did that screen thing again and there were a million Beyonces!
13. That time she sang 'Baby Boy' and you thought of how happy that must have made Sean Paul!
14. The time the lights when red and then KELLY ROWLAND SHOT UP FROM THE FLOOR!
15. The time Michelle Williams shot up from the floor and had two seconds of pure terror when she nearly fell over (Michelle CAN handle this you guys)!
16. The time DESTINY'S CHILD WAS ON STAGE AND YOU LOST YOUR MIND!
17. The time Destiny's Child started dancing in sync and told us that they bought their own diamonds and they bought their own rings!
18. The time you couldn't really hear Michelle but you felt happy she was having a go!
19. The time that Charlie said "Good morning"!
20. The time that Beyonce asked Kelly and Michelle to help her sing 'Single Ladies' and she didn't even need the help but was kind!
21. The time that Destiny's Child did the 'Single Ladies' dance perfectly and it was exactly how you dreamed it!
22. The time Beyonce asked Kelly and Michelle to leave, did some dancing and asked "where my ring at?" AND WE ALL KNEW WHERE!
23. The time Beyonce sang 'Halo' and
Shaq really liked it!
24. The time fireworks shot from the brains of the flame Beyonces!
25. The time Beyonce said "Thanks! May God bless you all!' and we knew God would because Beyonce is God!
