Excuse my sacrilege, but I think it's safe to say that if Jesus was a woman and a character designer, then his name would probably be Elaine Bogan. And while comparing someone to, well,
the son of God is a pretty big call, Bogan's character ooze so much charisma and plain grrr-I-wish-I-drew-that coolness, that hopefully my house won't get firebombed by angry religious readers.
Check them out at her blog!