Seriously. What the flip, ibex goats, WHAT THE FLIP?
These guys are scaling a massive-fuck-off dam in Cingino, Northern Italy. Normally they're found bouncing around The Alps, 15,000 metres above sea level. They're used to scaling cliff faces to get to hard to reach patches of grass, so this is a nice example of nature giving the finger to modern-man's perversions. Except they're not eating grass. They're licking the stones. Maybe they ate the grass first.
Not convinced? Here's a Blair-Witch style video of it happening:
(Photos by Peter Bosshard)
The below proves that all the best musicians are poor. This one is so poor that he doesn't have a drum kit. No matter.