Sure, we aren't particularly fond of Mondays. Mainly because it means we have to stop having fun and go back to work. But if you actually knew how many awesomely brilliant things happened on a Monday, you'd change you're tune faster than the sound engineer in a Miley Cyrus recording session.
First of all, if you like Mondays, you like war. The Armistice was signed on the 11th of November 1918 at 5am in the morning. And that was a Monday. So, before you start bitching about having to get up early to go to work - think about that.
Secondly, Hitler shot himself in the face on Monday April 30 1945. If that makes you sad, you're evil.
Thirdly, on Monday December 1 2003, the UN International Crime Tribunal for Rwanda gave a life sentence to Juvenal Kajelijeli for his role in the 1994 genocide of over 500,000 Rwandans.
So there you go kids. It's Monday. Suck it up. Something good is bound to happen.
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* I don't speak German so this translation was done using an online translator. If it's wrong and it upsets you, go cry to Adolf.