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Dinowhore - Prehysterical

Ewan McGregor has THREE ballz. How do I know? I've had all three in my MOUTH, bitachezzz!!! LOL!! JK! Text me!!!!!!!!

Mary-Kate Olsen n me

POSTED BY dinowhore ON 13 MAY 2008 @ 05:38 PM

So, I've been hanging out with one of my all time fave socialite hos, Mary-Kate Olsen. Luv her to bits!!!! AND PIECES!! She's so cute and small. Just like a little elf!! Anywayz, people ALWAYS ask me how I can tell Mary-Kate and Ashley apart. Sooo funny!!!! I would NEVER get them confused because we BASICALLY GREW UP together on the set of Full House!!! But, for those who don't know these sweetie-pie twins as well as I do, you can ALWAYS tell that it's Mary-Kate if the twin you're with smells like a mixture of decaying flowers, dead clowns, and vomit.

Anywayz, you're the best!! Text me back alreadyz!!! I said I was SORRY for taking your last Xanax!!! Love you forevs!!!!

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