Ash and Jess Simpson forevs
POSTED BY
dinowhore ON 15 MAY 2008 @ 05:12 PM
Caught up with Jess and Ash a little while ago. They are soooooooooo much fun!!! We went to this party at a club and EVERYBODY was there. Basketball players, baseball players, one of the guys from CSI, and EVEN Ben Affleck. Well, not Ben Affleck, but his brother, Casey, who TOTEZ wanted my number!!!! Sooo cute!! I heard he has WAY FEWER STDs than Ben!!!!
Jessica and Ashlee are adorable. We drank heaps of free champagne and just hung out with everybody (Jess REALLY "hung out with EVERYBODY"!!!!! LOL!!!!!)
Anywayz, people always ask if Jess is dumb. And she's NOT. She's actually REALLY smart. It's just that nobody notices. She keeps it quiet, she's more interested in making people happy, you know? Also, people always want to know if there's any rivalry between the two, but there totez isn't. I mean, Jess was REALLY worried after Ashlee had her nose job, she thought that she'd be the ugly sister then. They are BOTH beautiful, but seriously how HOT is Ashlee RIGHT NOW???? Plus Ashlee's is getting married now (to a rockstar!!!) and Jess just KEEPS getting dumped. SO unfair.
But at this party she just got drunk and tried dancing like a black girl and vomited in the bathroom and cried saying I was her best friend in the world and wondering why she was so lonely and how come John Mayer dumped her and how she needed another brow lift. Later she and Ashlee sang a duet in front of everybody. They sang 'The Time of my Life' and Jess did the boy part, because she's not the hot one anymore. So SELFLESS. Such TALENT. They are incredible girls!!!!
Simpson sisters forevs!!!!!! Text me Ash!!!! CAN'T wait for the wedding!!! Jess, slow down on the tequilas, K? Just kidding biatch!!! LOL!!!! Love you!!!!!!
