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Blood Thirsty - aka Kirsty

OMG, can't believe anybody would make a movie about vampires being LAME! It's made me so sad. This is the worst. I feel like crying, but there's no point. There's never any point.

There is no point

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 27 AUG 2010 @ 02:00 PM

I FINALLY got an email from my e-boyf Lars. But he didn't write me the kind of poem I was expecting. I think something's up with him and I am starting to regret etching his name into my wrist... Can't believe it. I wonder if he's e-cheating on me. I wonder if he's cheating on me IRL!?!?!?!

Oh my god. I'll die. I'll be sadder than that the time Jennie copied my eye-liner and got with Zodiac (aka Darryn).

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Sucky-suck suckaroo

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 26 AUG 2010 @ 03:43 PM

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Guess what Kirsty? Your big bro figured out your password again (maybe try not having them all to do with Robert GAYLORD Pattinson, loser).

This time I wrote a poem for you, emo.

There once was a loser called Kirst

Who in life would never come first
She sucked at life
May as well get a knife
That idiot was the absolute worst

*applause*

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Vampire wedding haiku

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 24 AUG 2010 @ 05:41 PM

Even though Lewis keeps picking on me and hacking into my blog and vandalising my Robert Pattinson posters (I do NOT kiss them all the time like he said!) and even though Lars STILL hasn't sent me an e-haiku and even though my mother is making vegetarian lasagna for dinner knowing how much I hate eggplant, I'm still feeling glad about the vampire wedding of yesterday.

So I wrote a haiku about it.

Our blood mingles now
Transfusion not confusion

Bite marks on your heart

I think it's my best so far...

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Gay vampires making out

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 23 AUG 2010 @ 05:21 PM

Hey Kirsty, so it looks like your blog has been hacked again! Oh no! Are you going to write a poem about it? Are you going to cry and tell your poster of Robert Pattinson all about it? You know, the one that has its mouth all worn away because you kiss it all the time?

Here is a collage I made of Robert Pattinson kissing people that AREN'T YOU. Hahahahahahaha!

From, Lewis.

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True love, true blood

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 23 AUG 2010 @ 10:43 AM

Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton got married IRL!! This makes me so happy, I am totally just filled up with happiness today. Nothing can get me down – not Lewis, not even the fact that Lars wrote me an email last night, but there wasn't one there this morning even though he had promised to make me an animated gif that illustrated his love for me, from over the oceans. I hope he doesn't have another e-GF. I bet he doesn't. But what if he did? I WOULD DIE FROM HEARTBREAK (that can happen you know).

I'm really happy about Sookie and Bill though. But if Kristen Stewart marries R-Patz, I will actually kill her. That isn't a threat, it's just that I have a lot of feelings and it wouldn't be my fault if I murdered somebody because my heart was shattered into tiny pieces and then stamped on by that bitch. It's not even really her fault, since Robert just hasn't met me yet. But when he does, he'll dump her so fast... So fast. (DON'T say anything, Lewis. Robert Pattinson isn't gay!!)

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Gaga n me

BLOG POSTED BY BLOODTHIRSTY ON 19 AUG 2010 @ 05:32 PM

Been listening to Lady Gaga all day to try to cheer myself up. Not working. Even 'Telephone' with Beyonce. Going to go write some songs for Lars instead.