Sup y'all!?!??!?!??? It's been a minute or whurrrrrt, dawgz!?! SOZZZZZZZZ!! It's been SOOO longggg (not talkin' bout u, John aMAYERzing!!!!!! LULZ!!!!) I been sooo buzzay!!! What wit recordin songz wit will.i.am n designing leggings with Lindz n talkin to Heidi bout GETTING MORE SURGERY (she will be SURRRR babin' after 10 more!!!)
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Also... if u want da real truth, I WAS IN
JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Furrrealz, bitchezzz!!!!!!!!!! Lock DOWN!!!!! It was TERRIBLE!!!!! I was surrrr scurred ALL THE TIME!!! The wardens ALL wanted 2 git wit me n I wuz all, "WATCHOUTNOW!!! will.i.am will pimp slap y'all!!!" n they were all like, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
I was insinkerated 4 12 HOURS OF MY 3 DAY SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGZ!!! SRSLY homegirlz, y'all DO NOT want 2 go 2 jail like me, Lindz, Paris, Khlo-Khlo Kardash n errryone!! It's SOOOO BAD.
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N e wayz, since my freeeedom, I been juz relaxing (u kno, TRYING 2 get familiar wit the real world again!!) n went to a day party wit ma bitch Chloe Sevigny n GUESS WHO WAS THURR?!!!! LESLEY ARFIN!1!!!!!
Oh, WHURRRRRT??? U haven't heard of her?!!!! She's ONLY the girl who wrote for Vice n then wrote an autobiography about bein' a teenager who is all messed up and experiments with drugs n sex n stuff!!!!!!!!!!! (MOVE ASIDE JD SALINGER~~ There's a new teen antihero hurrrr!!!!!) SHE IS TOTESSSSS AWESSSSSSS n haz a BLOG TOO!!! Y'all can read it, it's stuff like what she did today n what boyz she likes n hip New York SIZZZZLE kinda ting!!!!!!!!! N e wayz, GET FAMILIAR Y'ALL!!! Barfin Arfin is gunna revolutionize Good Morning Grant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Arfin, DON"T listen 2 dem haterzzzzz!! U R
JUST as pretty n popular n stylish as ur bestie Chloe Sevigny!!
REALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ('Cept dem glasses r a bit stoopz)
